{"month": "9", "num": 3303, "link": "", "year": "2026", "news": "", "safe_title": "Slab Graveyard", "transcript": "", "alt": "It's ok if you want to close close your eyes for the slab graveyard, so you can still have fun riding the mantle plume back up afterward!", "img": "https://xkcd-api.mikchan.dev/comic/slab_graveyard.png", "title": "Slab Graveyard", "day": "25"}